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AlmostLastRepublicaninSeattle's avatar

I hope he doesn’t “ commit suicide”, and media pictures show fake EMTs giving oxygen on way out of jail. 🙈 They’ll have to be more creative this time. It’s amazing what happens when you have friends in high places.

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Justin's avatar

Sam! SAM! You have a phone call. Use that phone booth.

Sam: Hi Mom. Yeah, I need you and dad to use your connections to get me out of here.

Hey, the booth is filling up with water! (bang, bang) LET ME OUT!! (time passes) glub, glub.

In today's news, a man sentenced to prison for defrauding many democratic members and international leaders drowned today in freak accident while imprisoned. It is believed that he was using a corded phone when stepped into a puddle of water, electrocuting himself.

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Soyelcaminodelfuturo's avatar

Unfortunately he did commit suicide next week.

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