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Rigel 7: "Meepzorp Earthlings, we are your friends. Bloop-bloop. Enjoy the vaccines brought to you by our earthly emissary, Commander Gates... we have entrusted him to dispense our scientific potions and elixirs of pure space goodness, which is made from the best stuff on earth and will be included in his food concentrate meal replacements which we call Soylent, we eat it on our home planet -- now that's a real party! It is our gift to humanity, the best stuff on Earth. Bloop-bloop. Porzpeem. Rigel 7 out!"

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