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Aliens are already here and are taking control. John Fetterman is one of them but his speech implant isn’t working.

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Same thing with Biden. His remote control runs amok.

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😂

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Oh that zit on his neck is an alien coming out?? Makes sense

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Absolutely batsh*t crazy nonsense, and I wish I had more confidence that the moronic masses wouldn't fall for something like this hook, line, and sinker. But really what the plebs have shown us in the past 2 years is ya, they really are that f*ing stupid.

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These people are nuts.

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Some days, like today, I'd prefer it if they just nuked the whole god-damned planet.

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"And ye shall hear of wars and rumours of wars: see that ye be not troubled: for all these things must come to pass, but the end is not yet..."

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They can’t as nukes et all is a complete psyop !

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I say we offer them a "great deal" on the life saving vaccines!

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Uh...”safe and effective” vaccines.

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Yep... At the speed of science- indeed

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These agencies are our second problem.

Our biggest problem is the morons who believe and obey them. Now that is abig problem.

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Right. They’re easily beatable if we had even a fraction of the population remaining that had critical thinking skills, but they’ve pretty effectively purged all that.

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Yippee, I've been waiting for the alien invasion holograms for quite a few years now. Unfortunately, I suspect they will be accompanied with some laser destruction of some sort.

Perhaps those 'blue beams' in Calif that seemed to be causing selective fires might have been a test run

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Klaatu barada nikto.

If that doesn't work, try Nanu nanu. After that, you're on your own.

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Live long and prosper. 🖖

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How could I forget!

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Can you imagine if a whole segment of most societies on Earth greeted the aliens with that hand sign and statement? --- Picturing this in my mind and cracking up. 🤣

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Yes, the mind reels!

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Already got one in the white house and and another just flew in to be a senator from Pennsylvania.

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Anyone remember Seven of Nine in Star Trek?

Might not be so bad. That lycra body suit...

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Why can't they afford better cameras? Same old shit photos. Best evidence is that the government doesn't care who's in office since the aliens will soon be in charge.

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Knowing my luck, they'll vaporize all the elites and then force us to build pyramids for them.

Le plus ça change, etc.

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If they'd vaporize ALL the elites, I'd be down with helping out on a pyramid.

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Good one.

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When the aliens show up i just hope there is enough panic to make the markets come down a bit. Got my ass handed to me today with all the short ETFs i have. Oy vey.

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Unless you have insider info at The Fed or are doing super fast momentum trading you are crazy to short in this centrally planned ponzi. Stack metals and sleep well at night.

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Youre right its not the smartest move. I just think the country is in for a reckoning ans either a planned crash or an unplanned crash like we’ve never seen is coming soon. Im not too margined out so i just gotta be patient. Was actually doing well but today wiped out all profits n then some.

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Convexity is a bitch.

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Don’t hold those things thru CPI when CPI is trending down and everyone is fiending for a pivot narrative. We’re probably re-testing the 200DMA or something similar if you’re looking for re-entry.

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I don’t short ever.

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Just out of curiosity, why?

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Too risky. There is no upside limit. I don’t buy anything on margine either. This is not to say that any investment is risk free.

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I also figured we are going to see exactly what they have been doing since Dolly the sheep 20 years ago, you don't think they stopped there do you?

I'm thinking some sort of failed and dead squidmonkey will be presented, shot down over Little Rock Arkansas, just need more DOD funding & they'll get the rest.

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Ok Ok. BUT. Gates is going to meet those aliens and he's going to instantly realize that THEY need VACCINES. Otherwise covid might wipe them out? How does know that they won't die of Monkeypox before scarring us. No. He'll have them QR coded in no time. and the FDA will be minimizing the VAER for aliens database and MSM will be telling them in multiple languages that the injections are Safe and Effective. Probably it will be a good thing. the aliens and the elite in some swang song of mutual admiration. You're so bad. NO YOU"RE SO BAD. you fly! ya but YOU LIE! And then they are all going to want to look like Fauci, Schwab Gates and Yuval. There will be man boobs and all kinds of shortness and terrible english. the Aliens will find yuval so funny. so hiliarious. all his little take over the planet and people and pretend he's God talks. They will want to take Yuval back to their planet. because that's stand up comedy over there. Ah the you think you're GOD comedy. very hilarious. They will be most intrigued by Biden and how his face changed over time. but they will not want to impersonate him incase they fall off their UFOs into a bucket of ice cream or girls hair. I don't know if it will go EXACTLY like that. but Trudeau will have an arrive Alien App. and Mark Rutte will be looking at their tail pipes and possible fiertilizer issues for zero emission targets while Kerry flies his planes round and round spewing CO2 and saying watch the climate you asshole aliens. I'm going to have to put you on the CO2 app tracker! and the aliens will give him a Yippee! cake for all his climate activism. and don't worry Ursula will insist Poland takes them and Rishi will want to make sure they use his identification technology. Macron will hate their yellow vests. The rest of us might just get a break until NBC covers one of the aliens in his underwear breaking INTO the house the wrong way with the glass outside with a hammer. Zuckerberg will be a little upset he didn't think of intruducing aliens into Mehta and Musk will make sure he gets $7 per twitter handle each of them get. but youtube and the WHO will not let them have their own handles. and Zelinski will want the Vogue cover with them. CNN will tell them they are not allowed to talk about the Brazilian election. it was fair and democratic even the aliens could see the protests FROM outerspace which is why they found earth to begin with. and they will go to Pensylvania and wonder if there really is Intelligent life on earth.... I have more but my batter is dying.

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