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Alien invasion of Earth, seriously? Of all the gin joints and Planets in the Galaxy, you think they’d choose this one?

The Invasion that’s going to kill us all is the billionaire invasion... unscrupulous and lowly tradesmen have razed and overrun the world, and they aren’t done yet. No one has the balls to eliminate this threat so they will eventually kill most of us with pharmaceuticals and war under the false illusion that the planet would be better off. Their argument is that they are qualified to be wards of the planet because they have stolen, killed, and cheated their way to the top of the food chain and now have the more bananas than the other monkeys on the planet of the apes.

Alien visitors would be a welcome sight.

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Words fail me, I can't tell you how unbelievably great your comment is.

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As an old timer, I recall a popular song of the early Fifties about an alien visitation, which began

"Two little men in a flying saucer

flew down to Earth one day,

Looked to left and right of it,

couldn't stand the sight of it

And quickly flew away".

My favourite version was by the inimitable Ella Fitzgerald. (When she sang it was like having warm chocolate poured down your back), which you can still enjoy here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GWaUACHYhx8

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If I was tasked with the invention of woman, for the prototype ideal specimen I'd give the voice of Ella Fitzgerald.

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Nice song, I hadn’t heard it before.

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Exterminate the exterminationists.

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Can we assume that the billionaires are Earth humans? They don't behave like humans, do they?

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All too human... the very worst of us... A typical human being who begins to accumulate great wealth would look to help humanity, protect human rights, lobby against war, help clean up the planet and never allow themselves to accumulate more and more. But these Billionaires are extreme narcissists, ruthless to to point of murdering others if there’s profit to be made. They will tax the air you breathe if they can. A Billionaire’s concept of philanthropy is to profit from it. They are the most disgusting human beings ever to walk the planet. A corollary of such enormous wealth is the abnormal godlike affect that it always produces. We are now suffering the effects of such enormous private wealth that every news channel in the West have been corrupted, Federal agencies are now minions of the super wealthy, as well.

The West is lost.

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