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“I feel unsafe!”... proceeds to assault everyone and destroy their property on camera.

“I was literally on a third date with a guy and like normal men, you lie to impress the date.” No, normal men don’t lie to impress a date by pretending that they are “directing evolution”, but insecure, narcissistic assholes do.

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Hey baby, you know what I do at my company?

Make bioweapons.

Poison people.

Commit crimes against humanity.

These are not top flight pickup lines in my day. Dating has changed so much these days.

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😂 I keep reading this. Hilarious 😂

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Thank-you! I'd hope to God "normal men" aren't ALL that insane!

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